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This intellectual property was reserved by vlaptev on 24th Jul 1998 I'm 41 years old, from California, USA.There are other people present, when you view this page. They are looking directly into your eyes. A DEED CAN KILL, A DEED CAN SAVE, A DEED CAN MAKE THE ARMY FAINT. === Slogan: TO DIG, TO LEARN AND TO IDENTIFY. === To: the Governments of All Continents Re: Pension Plan Will you need me, will you nag me, when I'm 104? === Vladimir Laptev (c) 1989 181 WEDDELL DRIVE, #44 SUNNYVALE, CA 94089 USA All Rights Reserved (c) 1998 Business Licence #: 000 33417 City of Sunnyvale, CA, USA, Department of Finance, Revenue Division. ======== KEYWORDS: INTERNATIONAL SECURITY;INTERNATIONAL MILITARY POLICE , ORPHANAGES, CORRECTION INSTITUTIONS,ROBOTICS,LAS VEGAS/RENO, PAPER MONEY, DIGITAL CASH (e.g., CyberCoin (tm)), MOVIES, HOLLYWOOD STOCK EXCHANGE, ADOPTION, TOY GUNS, VOICE RECOGNITION, VOICE-ACTIVATED TOYS (SUCH AS A BEAR THAT TALKS BACK WITH A PARROT). ====================================== MOTTO: ONE BEAR AND ONE PARROT. ====================================== STOP LEAF-BLOWERS NOW! This is Vladimir Laptevf saying . . . Confiscate all these God-awful machines and melt them down into rakes! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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Aphorisms:1.If you are a superguy/supergal, exclude fighter pilots.2. Stop, Stop or we'll shoot, then shoot in the air, then shoot yourself in the mouth. Yassir Arafat's a towelhead anyway.3. If life were a wild comedy, we wouldn't fly.4. If you're little, don't panic - go public.5. When in doubt, don't be.6. A superior man of the two is always the dumbest.7. We share weddings, funerals and hangovers. We don't share rooms.8. Keep your chip up off the floor, your shield in another, and your gun in the drawer.9. Get down to the brass tacks when you buy an option to attack.10. Deep impact, just as deep rising, disturbs fish.11. No plan is not attacked.12. When low on ammo, read about taran.13. Beware of auxilliary anti-retreat troops behind you.14. Diversify, separate, rule and then retire. In the meantime, think about shifting semantics: witness relocation is now not possible.15. Simple pleasures are more important than complex, because they lead to boredom.16. Seven Eleven is a gold mine. Gold is not the base anymore.17. Too many friends in need is a pain in the neck indeed.18. Outcomes of a battle depend on Suvorov's anecdotes.19. In combat you may buy an enemy only for ready-money.20. To sheep two ships, you shove schnapps down your shorts.21. Morse is also music.22. If the Devil knew everything they claim it to knwo, he would be the most knowledgeable person in the Universe.23. Vanity Fair is at times un-fair.24. Surrender of both sides is a marriage, defiance - is a romance.25. Major Chip Hazard does not kill cheap soldiers.===I will be moving my belongings in shortly.In the meantime why not check out the link below to get your own 10MB of free webspace?www.fortunecity.com | |||||||||||||||||||||||
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